Okay, I've used this before. In fact, many "befores." Sue me.
But, it always tickles me and, since it's Independence Day Weekend, I thought I'd use it yet again.
NOTE: Yes, yes, I know Independence Day* isn't until Tuesday and some people may actually have to go to work tomorrow, meaning that they didn't get to enjoy a long weekend. I call these people "poor bastards."
But, I took a vacation day tomorrow and, combined with the fact that I have Fridays off in the summer, I have five straight days to...cut the grass, seed the lawn, vacuum the pool, clear some brush, wash the car, paint lawn furniture, and go to a baseball game. Which was rained out.
*I call it "Independence Day," rather than the 4th of July, because
|And every month has 28 days!|
NOTE: Comedy you don't have to pay for, folks.
Although....Independence Day commemorates when we dropped England like 3rd Grade Math. Life can sometimes be ironic, no?
For instance, I think yesterday was something called "Canada Day," where our friends to the North celebrate hockey, lumberjacks, Celine Dion, and the fact they don't have anyone called Trump running the show. Not really sure of much more than that. But, I can guarantee you it all went politely, eh?