Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
The last line nails it...
This picture just screams for one-liners.
"Well, look at that, our stocks are...It's porn, I'm really looking at porn. Isn't technology amazing?"
I've heard from...a friend that you can indeed find porn on your smart phone.
I figured he was texting Gore, "Blue whale on beach. sending picture and co-ordinates..."
Ain't it a shame. Once everyone looked like Brad and Jolene.
I'm thinking Hillary never looked like Angelina.
"Did they just escape the pound?" dog as he rolls his eyes and stick ot his tongue
I think Bill may have tried to hump him.
Ha ha! I wouldn't want anyone taking pictures of me in beach clothes.
I think it's against some federal statute to take a picture of ME in my beach clothes.
I love the way you think. So much so that I have no begun dating a man with the same exact sense of humor as you. God help me!
When he asks you to pull his finger, you've arrived.
Are his shoes green? As green as a Pickleope? They seem a strange shade.Love,Janie
He heard it turns the ladies on.Word is they like big pickles.Oh, now, that was unfortunate.
Silly Captain, Bill wouldn't eat at Red Robin. He's not the one with Cankles.Julie
He's not there for the food. He's there for the hotties.And the unlimited steak fries.
The text was probably from his BFF Frank Underwood
Just thank goodness it wasn't from Anthony Weiner.
Ok I have nothing really nothing
Bill wants to GET something, though.
Well, what do you know... a fake nude all brushed up photoshopped n' shot picture of the missus!"
Gotta make her look good.
Bill: "I'm trying to capture my wife's ass but my phone isn't wide enough."Hilary: "Maybe that dog will give me some lickin'. I haven't had any in a long time."
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