|Mr. Michelle Bachman|
Frikkin' terrifying, ain't it?
Thanks for pointing that out, Steve and Pearl!
|"I dunno...ya think? I better check."|
|"Well, they do call me Pee Wee."|
|"Okay, I checked. It's this big. |
As far as you know.
You may wanna talk to that Chaz fella, though.
I don't know what that is.
Of course, I am an idiot."
|I mean, it's not everyday |
you see a man humping a fish.
Yes, I know I've used this picture before.
The fact that I still have a copy of it
probably says a lot about me.
|Hey, it was 35 cents! |
|"Okay, which one of y'all said 'bust'?"|
|It wasn't a Cookie Puss cake. |
I just like saying cookie puss.
NOTE: Depiction of the firstMrs. Penwasser possibly exaggerated.
|It's Not An Adventure |
Coming to a bookstore near you in...oh who am I kidding?
|"Which is nice."|
|"Oh, yeah, Mr. Smart-Ass Penwasser? |
Did you see me as Joe Dirt's mom? I killed in that role.
Plus, I grabbed my crotch while
singing the Star Soangled Banner."
|"Oh no you don't. |
I suck, but I don't suck that bad!"
|You can follow me @AlPenwasser. |
If you want.
And you're a glutton for punishment.
|Ken Lynch is Al Penwasser? What the hell? |
You mean now I have to tell people I'm Batman?
Well, you all can piss off.
|No, I'm Batman. |
You English punk.
And who the hell is Al Penwasser?
|I Googled "Jesus At a Nudie Bar"|
See? You can find anything on the Internet.
And you thought he was just on windshields.
|I won't put this on Twitter, though. |
And you have my word on that.
|Of course, I won't put this there, either.|
Like I said. Classy.
NOTE: I plan on linking this to Twitter. And to the Al Penwasser Facebook account. Great Googli Moogli, I'm frikkin' everywhere!! But, I draw the line at Pinterest. But, now that I think of it...